Junio 2012
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Mycroft: Every move you make
Mycroft: Every step you take
Mycroft: I'll be watchi- is that cake
CUMBERLAND: Sherlock’s survival secret already... →
deareje:
snogandagrope:
It can be revealed the secrets of his survival have already been filmed – as TV producers were worried the location might change its appearance before the next series starts shooting in full.
But the big question is: does Sherlockology know how its hero…
snazzykaz:
Steven Moffat in his interview at Paris ComicCon
Interviewer: If you had a TARDIS, when and where would you go?
Moffat: Oh, I dunno. Everyone else in the world has a better answer than me right now. Never ask a happy man where he wants to go, i just don't really want to go anywhere.
Moffat: Maybe I would take some Sherlock DVDs back to Sir Arthur Conan Doyle and see what he thinks.
Moffat: He'd probably punch me.
cumberbatchattack:
perfectbenny:
cumberneck:
...
Sherlock: I’m back Jawn.
That’s what Tumblr wants to see on Series 3.
lornasp:
moriartysskull:
30 seconds of...
My summary of Reichenbach...
Therapist: Why today?
John: You know why I’m here.
Therapist: No, I don’t read the newspaper, nor do I watch TV. I have no concept of what goes on in the outside world.
John: My best friend is dead.
Therapist: OH SHIT LOL, sorry.
-later-
Sherlock: I just solved everything, give me stuff.
People: Here’s a box.
Sherlock: I fucking hate boxes.
Lestrade: Here’s a hat.
Sherlock: I fucking hate hats.
Sally and Anderson: LOL
Sherlock: I will kill everybody in this room.
-later-
John: I’m almost 100% positive that this newspaper is calling me gay.
Sherlock: I don’t understand how hats like this work. I’ve narrowed it down to either two things the hat could possibly be used for; an ear hat or a death Frisbee.
-meanwhile-
Moriarty: I fucking love this London cap. I fucking love this music. I fucking love these jewels. Oh and I just fucked over the majority of England using two apps on my phone, nbd.
-later-
Kitty: I’m just chillin’ here in the men’s toilets, Sherlock, sign my boobs.
Sherlock: The fuck are boobs.
-later-
Jury: We find the defendant not guilty, even though he has no evidence or witnesses to support his plea.
Judge: lolwhut.
-later-
John: Sherlock, be careful, Moriarty is going to come over and-
Sherlock: OH MY GOD JOHN, SHUT UP, I’M TRYING TO HAVE TEA WITH THE MAN THAT TRIED TO KILL BOTH OF US.
Moriarty: I have access to everything in the world. I need to solve the final problem. The fall will begin soon. I.O.U. None of this is ever going to be important to the plot, though.
-later-
John: Excuse me, I’m looking for Mycroft Holmes.
Old guy: HOLY SHITBERRIES YOU CAN’T SPEAK IN HERE. IMMA USE MY CANE TO RING THIS BELL.
Random guys: We’re here to kidnap you.
John: K.
-later-
Mycroft: There are all these foreign assassins that live near you now, so, you know, beware of that.
John: Can’t you just tell Sherlock this yourself?
Mycroft: Bitch please, of course not. –FORESHADOWING GUILT-
-later-
Lestrade: Come solve murders.
Sherlock: Okay.
-later-
Sherlock: I’m a genius, ultra-violet light all up in here. Today is awesome.
John: Sherlock, ffs, children have been kidnapped, please tone down the happiness.
-later-
Sherlock: Molly, you’re coming to help me and John. You won’t ever have a love life so me crashing your date won’t matter.
Molly: Okay.
-later-
Sherlock: My homeless network > the English police force. Hurry up I just solved shit, let’s go save children.
-later-
Sherlock: Hello.
Girl: GSNRUOHOIEASNGISRGIPOASNNHORHGNTRUSRGOURENGUOEANGAGMNRS
-later-
Moriarty: IMMA TELL Y’ALL THE TALE OF SIR BOASTALOT.
Sherlock: The fuck is this, I don’t give a shit about children’s stories.
Moriarty: blah blah blah FINAL PROBLEM.
Sherlock: This will never be useful to me. But seriously, cab driver, what the shit was that-
Moriarty: LOL NO CHARGE
Sherlock: FUCK.
-later-
Sherlock: GUISE…GUISE…THERE ARE CAMERA’S EVERYWHERE.
John: What.
Lestrade: Sherlock, I have reason to believe that you are Sir Boastalot.
Sherlock: Moriarty is fucking with your head. This is a game. I DON’T LIKE GAMES. NEED I REMIND ALL OF YOU WHAT HAPPENED LAST TIME WE PLAYED CLUEDO.
-later-
Lestrade: Sherlock, you’re under arrest.
John: I’M GOING TO PUNCH THIS RANDOM FUCKER IN THE FACE.
Sherlock: Coolies, now we’re both arrested.
-later-
Sherlock: I GOT A GUN. JOHN’S OFFICIALLY MY BITCH NOW.
John: I’m okay with this.
Sherlock: Kay, I got a great idea, we’re going to jump in front of a bus.
John: What.
-later-
Moriarty: So, I’m an actor now and Sherlock hired me.
Sherlock and John: What.
-later-
Sherlock: Molly, I need your help again.
Molly: Okay.
-later-
Mycroft: Yeah, so I’m the sole reason Sherlock is now in ridiculous amounts of danger, and will be the reason for his death.
John: You’re such a dick, Mycroft.
-later-
John: MRS HUDSON GOT SHOT, HOLY SHITBALLS.
Sherlock: Okay, you can go, I don't really care so I’m going to stay here.
-later-
Moriarty: OHMYGOD YOU’RE NORMAL. GO COMMIT SUICIDE TO SAVE YOUR FRIENDS.
Sherlock: I am a fucking angel. Here, listen to all my smart talk.
Moriarty: OH YAAAAY YOU’RE ME! LOL but I’m out *KILLS SELF*
Sherlock: Fuck. This ruins everything.
-later-
John: MRS HUDSON, YOU’RE NOT DEAD.
Mrs Hudson: No, just busy making tea for our next-door neighbour the assassin.
-later-
Sherlock: John….laterz. *jumps*
*THE SCENE THAT KILLED THE ENTIRE FANDOM*
-later-
John: *speaking to Sherlock’s grave*
*THE OTHER SCENE THAT KILLED THE ENTIRE FANDOM*
Sherlock: LOL JKS IM STILL ALIVE, but you'll have to wait another year to find out what the fuck just happened.
THE END.
That moment you realize you could be John Watson.
bendydicks:
Because all you do is blog about Sherlock.
“Don’t worry, Sherlock fandom. Season 3 is going to be beautiful and nothing is...”
– (via sherlockian-humour)
"Moriarty to return in Season 3" confirmed by... →
sherlockian-humour:
Guys
GUYS
Gif Meme 3
Use every 11th GIF in your folder as a reaction to the events.
One gloomy Tuesday you’re walking down the street in the drizzlin rain like:
When suddenly, in your path, a giant piano crashes right in front of you, and you react like:
You look around like:
When suddenly, a wizard appears behind you. They look like this:
And they tell you that there’s free popcorn chicken falling...
Gif Meme 2
Use every 5th gif in your folder.
How you feel right now:
How you felt this morning:
How you feel before bed:
How you will feel ten minutes from now:
How you will be 10 days from now:
How you will live 10 years from now:
How the same sex sees you:
How the opposite sex sees you:
What you will dream about tonight:
How your children will act:
What your parents...
Gif Meme :)
Replace every gif from your own gif folder. Use every 4th gif for each question.
This is you:
This is what your parents are like:
What you do when you’re alone:
How strangers see you:
How the same sex sees you:
Your taste in music:
If you had superpowers they would be:
You in the morning:
Your reaction to being asked out:
Your parents reaction to going on your...
3rd Sherlock Gif Meme (and the last for today)
Your reaction to meeting Sherlock:
Your reaction to meeting John:
Your reaction to meeting Moriarty:
Your feelings towards Mycroft:
When you meet Mrs Hudson:
When you meet Molly Hooper:
When you meet Lestrade:
What you think when you meet Irene Adler:
What Sherlock and John think of you when you first help them on a case:
The villain you and Johnlock will investigate:
...
Another Sherlock Gif Meme!
#4th gif in your folder - Your reaction to “My best friend Sherlock Holmes… is dead.”:
I did that to my life.
#17th gif in your folder - Your reaction to Sherlock receiving the deerstalker:
#8th gif in your folder - Your reaction to Moriarty breaking into the Crown Jewels:
#21st gif in your folder - Your feelings towards Kitty:
#13th gif in your folder - Your reaction to Moriarty...
SHERLOCK Gif Meme
The 3rd gif in your folder is your reaction to first meeting Sherlock:
Fall in love with him? Yeah, true.
The 15th gif in your folder is how you feel when you first meet Moriarty:
The 6th gif in your folder is your reaction to watching Sherlock jump off of the roof of St Barts:
Yeah, a very very VERY big problem.
The 21st gif in your folder is how you feel when Irene Adler seduces...
ALLOW ME TO PLAY YOU THE SONG OF MY PEOPLE
Gif Meme
First gif in your folder represents who you are:
I’m Sherlock Holmes? Or maybe a blurred Irene?
The ninth is how you feel today:
Ok.
The seventh is your taste in music:
The third to last is something about you not many people know:
Yes, I’m Dumbledore.Don’t tell anyone.
The fifteenth is how you act when you’re alone:
The twentieth is how your day will go for...
Cheekbones
Can’t hear “cheekbones” without think in Benedict Cumberbatch.
Add in your own language
English: I love you
German: Ich liebe dich.
savagelee: Ich liebe dick.
Slovak : Milujem ťa
Finnish: Rakastan sinua
Slovenian: Ljubim te
Danish: Jeg elsker dig
Portuguese: Amo-te
Tagalog: Mahal kita
Punjabi: Panchod chup kar
Somali: Dhillo iska amus
Arabic: Ana bahebak
Moroccan Arabic: Kanbghik
Polish: Kocham cię
Albanian: Te dua
Hebrew: אני אוהב אותך
Urdu: Meh tum se pyar kartee hoonh
Greek: Σε αγαπώ
Irish: Táim i' ngrá leat
Japanese: (romajii) Aishiteru yo.
Tumblr: FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING FUCK I HATE YOU
Keymash: alskdfjcashbcnlasdjfan
Thornberry: BLARHAGARHHGARH
Dean: Don't ever change.
Fangirlish: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST LOOK AT YOU jasdhfifhss
Hungarian: Szeretlek
Persian: Doostet daram
Czech: Miluju tě
Turkish: Seni seviyorum
Batman: NO LOVE. ONLY JUSTICE.
Russian: Я тебя люблю (Ya tebya lyublyu)
Night at the Roxbury: WHAT IS LOVE?! Baby don't hurt me...
Italian: Ti amo~
Nightwing: Touch my ass
Tim Drake: Erm. Erm. Erm. Um. Erm. Erm. Hi.
asexual: will there be wifi
Korra: Look, I really like you and I think we were meant for each other!
Persona 3 and 4: Level 10 social link right there
Carly Rae Jepson: Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my number so call me maybe?
Spanish: Te amo.
Loki: You have heart.
Tony Stark:
Ace Attorney: Thanks to you, I am saddled with... unnecessary feelings.
Homura: MADOKA-CHAN!!
Toph: *PUNCHES YOU* That's how I show affection.
Sokka: BOOMERANG!!
Mai: I don't hate you.
Zuko: Honor!!
Captain Jack Harkness: Hi, I'm Captain Jack Harkness.
Heero Yuy : I will Kill You
Relena Darlian: HEERO COME AND KILL ME .
hush-hush-antitime: shhhh....put this dick in your mouth....don't ask questions.
Sailor Moon: *follows around with friends and hides in bushes watching you*
Eames: Security is gonna run you down hard.
Castiel: You and I have a more profound bond.
Sam: 'Cause you're my brother, and I still love ya! BOOP!
Sherlock: You're an idiot.
Lestrade: You're my division.
Add in your own language
English: I love you
German: Ich liebe dich.
savagelee: Ich liebe dick.
Slovak : Milujem ťa
Finnish: Rakastan sinua
Slovenian: Ljubim te
Danish: Jeg elsker dig
Portuguese: Amo-te
Tagalog: Mahal kita
Punjabi: Panchod chup kar
Somali: Dhillo iska amus
Arabic: Ana bahebak
Moroccan Arabic: Kanbghik
Polish: Kocham cię
Albanian: Te dua
Hebrew: אני אוהב אותך
Urdu: Meh tum se pyar kartee hoonh
Greek: Σε αγαπώ
Irish: Táim i' ngrá leat
Japanese: (romajii) Aishiteru yo.
Tumblr: FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING FUCK I HATE YOU
Keymash: alskdfjcashbcnlasdjfan
Thornberry: BLARHAGARHHGARH
Dean: Don't ever change.
Fangirlish: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST LOOK AT YOU jasdhfifhss
Hungarian: Szeretlek
Persian: Doostet daram
Czech: Miluju tě
Turkish: Seni seviyorum
Batman: NO LOVE. ONLY JUSTICE.
Russian: Я тебя люблю (Ya tebya lyublyu)
Night at the Roxbury: WHAT IS LOVE?! Baby don't hurt me...
Italian: Ti amo~
Nightwing: Touch my ass
Tim Drake: Erm. Erm. Erm. Um. Erm. Erm. Hi.
asexual: will there be wifi
Korra: Look, I really like you and I think we were meant for each other!
Persona 3 and 4: Level 10 social link right there
Carly Rae Jepson: Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my number so call me maybe?
Spanish: Te amo.
Loki: You have heart.
Tony Stark:
Ace Attorney: Thanks to you, I am saddled with... unnecessary feelings.
Homura: MADOKA-CHAN!!
Toph: *PUNCHES YOU* That's how I show affection.
Sokka: BOOMERANG!!
Mai: I don't hate you.
Zuko: Honor!!
Captain Jack Harkness: Hi, I'm Captain Jack Harkness.
Heero Yuy : I will Kill You
Relena Darlian: HEERO COME AND KILL ME .
hush-hush-antitime: shhhh....put this dick in your mouth....don't ask questions.
Sailor Moon: *follows around with friends and hides in bushes watching you*
Eames: Security is gonna run you down hard.
Castiel: You and I have a more profound bond.
Sam: 'Cause you're my brother, and I still love ya! BOOP!
Sherlock: You're an idiot.
